My bday lands on May 3rd, and I would love to turn the chapter of a new decade in Japan. Ever since Sam was little the urge to explore had tugged at her feet and it had led her all the way to space, further than possibly any human had gone before. It is straight up impossible for a body as large as what that are describing to shed heat fast enough to avoid cooking themselves alive. I love chapter 12. Tommy Has Two Dads And Theyre Both Deathly Protective, Only For A Second Because Miscommunication Sucks, This Isnt As Long As I Wanted But We Survive, Ive Sprinkled Plot In There But Youll Have To Wait For The Next One, We Are Slowly Progressing The Plot I Promise, Anxiety | Virgil Sanders & Morality | Patton Sanders, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Shinsou Hitoshi, Shinsou Hitoshi & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Alternate Universe - No Quirks (My Hero Academia), Hizashi has no qualms committing a little murder. Either other kinds of superpowers beyond beefcake, or start building a functional human army that doesn't depend on maybe 12 guys who ate their veggies. One thing he knows for certain. Planet Earth is practically a death sentence for almost any galactic race and human biology is badass. And only lastly because they studied aliens. Like he was something dancing in the background having finally come to life. Waiting until they were asleep was the easy part, crouching in the darkness of his borrowed room until the ship was silent and the only glow was a single dim hallway light. Two Cookies have gone missing, and the detective searching for them has disappeared as well. and our Along with his new alien friends, strange new worlds, and a renewed lover, Virgil is on a mission to find the place where he belongs. They keep to themselves, taking mostly honest jobs to get by as well as the occasional passenger. Good thing he meets Roman, who's about the strangest alien Virgil's met so far. Virgil is one of these. And just because they're in space doesn't mean theyre going to stop being heroes. Crying isn't anything any other space traveller can do. (Title based on song by The Offspring)Usually weekly updates (having a hard time with school and motivation right now), tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Sideswipe/Skywarp/Starscream/Sunstreaker/Thundercracker, Anxiety | Virgil Sanders & Morality | Patton Sanders, Anxiety | Virgil Sanders & Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders, Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders/Logic | Logan Sanders, Anxiety | Virgil Sanders & Deceit | Janus Sanders, Danny is very gay and Phantom wields a sword need I say more, strikethrough abused to simulate Danny crossing out passages in his letters/journal, slow burn for them but fast burn for us since we're skipping days, Alternate Universe - Phantom and Danny as different people, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Almond Cookie & Walnut Cookie (Cookie Run), Croissant Cookie & String Gummy Cookie (Cookie Run), Cookie Run Characters Have Jam Instead of Blood, reads like crackfic when Timekeeper is present, Almond interrupts the plot multiple times for coffee breaks, Isla Sorna Juvenile T-Rex (Lost World: Jurassic Park), Movie: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997), JP 2 told through the POV of the baby T-rex, Original Female Character/Original Male Character, Original Male Character/Original Male Character, Original Female Character/Original Female Character, i lost my draft of this i might miss some events uh oh, i dont know what im doing please bare with me, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Parental Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade Has Dyed Hair (Video Blogging RPF), Touch-Starved Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Enderman Hybrid Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Vigilante TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Hero Sleepy Bois Inc (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings, Tommy lives on a planet that isnt Earth and is a vigilante there, Dream has tasked the three heroes with bringing in the vigilante SHADOW(Tommy), For a vigilante reform program but Dream is most definitely the villain here, BLADE figured it was a better idea to convince Shadow to come willingly, Tubbo and Ranboo are the only ones that know of Tommy's vigilantism, But also of him being a human cause he usually has a holographic disguise on, Whasp(Tubbo) was hurt in a drug bust and Shadow(Tommy) tries to flee, two SBI members are waiting and when Shadow kicks Blade into the pillowed trashcan off the roof, Wraith(Wilbur) lashes out in anger and injures Shadow who takes the chance, to send a sos to Fragment(Ranboo) for a rescue who shows up and teleports them away, Techno and Wilbur have to tell Phil what went down, Wilbur sees the blood on the knife is red and figures SHADOW is not an Agantian, Wilbur is still pissed at Phil and Techno so he doesnt tell them but he is doing some research, Tommy is stuck on a couch while he heals so he watches the alien equivalent of YouTube, Tommy finally gets to go back to work and SBI in civilian garb walks in, Tommy recognized them and when they asked about him and Tubbo's opinions on vigilantes, they got a rant via Tubbo on how SBI was messing things up and they weren't wanted or needed, WRAITH confronts and tries to chase SHADOWS again and goes over recordings of the chase later, when studying these recordings he finds out that his second set of arms arent real at all, and instead are a high-tech illusion/hologram and that SHADOWS, is not an Agantian like hes led everyone to believe, Tommy has trouble with associating Wilbur with WRAITH, the guy who stabbed him and hates him with the one who hums songs he writes and banters with Tommy, Wilbur invites Tommy to a family dinner as his friend and Tommy decides to go, Wilbur makes a shitty comment about SHADOW and Vigilantes in general to Tubbo, Tubbo snaps at him and lectures the fuck out of him, though it confounded Wilbur for a moment it didnt last and he brushed off Tubbo's lecture, SHADOW helps BLADE out of a sticky situation and walks away with a concussion, HARPY chillaxes with SHADOW on a rooftop and thanks him for assisting BLADE, Tommy gets to finally have that movie night with Wilbur and his family, Tommy fights off 6 guys who attacked someone named Palin, but Tommy couldnt save him he was too hurt, in his anger/rage/grief he fights WRAITH who watched SHADOW have a breakdown, SHADOW didn't hold back and WRAITH realises how much he usually holds back, Wilbur needs medical attention and Tommy needs a hug, Wilbur finally gets his lesson on seeing the world in shades of gray instead of black and white, he also shares his insight on SHADOW and whT he could possibly be with his team, Original Male Character/Original Female Character. I loved this characterisation; as it celebrated things that aren't traditionally associated with strength, and showed how those things are important, and should be aspired to as well. gray s blade by elizabeth stevens overdrive rakuten. When a noise complaint comes in Sialith has to see another side to humans he didn't expect. I am a professional author, and pay rent by writing things on commission. The answer to the question: If aliens visited us now, what would they think of us? The assignment was to grab a fully grown life form from a new planet they dubbed a 'Deathworld'. You must have someone you want very dead.or someone who needs it., Ive beenstudying the makeup of it, he lies again. Please mind the tags. Chapter Text "Drain the pool! This tag belongs to the Additional Tags Category. While a ragtag, space-based mercenary group is recovering after a botched supply run and a close brush with the authorities, they find that entertainment can come from the least expected sources. Completed foundfamily humansareweird sciencefiction +14 more # 2 Humans are Confusing by MP_431 2.9K 70 5 "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat. Even children are seen as dangerous, so SBI is a bit concerned about the new addition to their ship. TommyInnit Needs a Break (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), He/Him and It/Its Pronouns for TommyInnit, Protective Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), youll get comfort eventually in the series, Sleepy boys inc but not until the end of this one, because some of you fucks wont read if I dont spoil, TommyInnit Has a Child Named Shroud (Video Blogging RPF), Protective TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit's Children Call TommyInnit "Mommy" (Video Blogging RPF), this is the FIC he gets most his trauma from, while the universe may love, it cannot afford to care, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Parental Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), I say that only because they don't know he's human, I kinda dish on the foster care system even though I don't know much about it, Some kids come from storks, others come from crashed spaceships, Sometimes a family is you, your 2 best friends, and the 3 aliens who decided not to kill you, | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Sasaki Mirai | Sir Nighteye, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Hatsume Mei & Midoriya Izuku are Best Friends, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead | Dadzawa, OCs that happen to be cats and the main characters, One of the non cat OCs might be twelve cats in a trench coat. It sure seems so, until the SBI hero team are tasked to take him in. The Research Vessel: Fuck You, That's Why! Time to make these abduction alien BItChES regret there job after what hes been through! The galactic council decreed that their planet be left alone until they naturally find their way into space. Menu It was comforting. Its his version of a blank, disappointed stare. They're not coming back. As she seeks to find the truth of who did this to her, she stews in her revenge, and changes the fates of millions. Currently up: Patton and Virgil have a conversation about home. Chief Medical Officer Glit has decided that he needs to take this opportunity to get hands on experience with Terrans to better understand their health. Hsst'nna Kannannissi Ullohs, "A Galactic Citizen's History of the Alignment Era," written in the Season of Third Crystal, Fifth Reckoning. Misunderstandings and fluff ensue! "Its I'm okay. Instead keeping it firmly locked into muscle porn for the sake of salivating over a guy's dick. Abducted by smugglers, Patton finds himself stuck in a cell with one of the most famous and bloodthirsty kind of deathworlders out there, a Human. (Or: Two humans with a dangerous secret make their way into the civilian sectors of the galaxy. Tubbo does not. After finally reaching the area around Iceland, he finds a city that should never exist. With a bit too much detail. Tommy is Phil's scary dog privelege lmao). I can regularly skip several entire paragraphs and miss nothing. So I'll see this through. Everyone has been gifted by the elements, so they're all mostly content with their lives. Walnut Cookie thinks she'll be the one to finally crack the case, even with the risk of becoming the next missing Cookie.Will Walnut and Almond Cookie be able to bring the culprit to justice? A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Dr. Krill, Adam Vir, Sunny, and other crew members of the harbinger as they fight to. When the peaceful Culfa fall victim to a hostile alien race they are abandoned, betrayed and forced into an impossible situation. But no, road closed. This is an update to my previous post about how we made it work for the first 6 months of our baby's life. years after the humans joined the Alliance, a threat emerges that nobody else can solve, there is only one thing left to try. These don't necessarily take place in the same 'verse, but if you want to pretend they do, there shouldn't be much stopping you? But they're about to find out the hard way. I have NOT GIVEN permission for my fics to be hosted on the shady app, Fanfic Pocket Archive Library or any other app/website. Humans don't do this. From the Autobots. When you think about it, dog tags are an interesting concept; we were able to erase people's features before they were made irrelevant by DNA analysis. It can't possibly be. When Peter Quill first met Stakar Ogord he never thought his life would change again. Dear Mom and DadThe good news is I turned on the portal! It just feels a bit like a betrayal of his character, and this trend generally applies to the series as a whole. Tommy sniffles and lets out a shaky breath. The descriptions, the world building, the character personalities and motivations are all fantastic. I can feel it. From tires screeching and horns blaring to people laughing and shouting, he was used to some sort of background noise. :). I will put the promt or inspiration in the begining so that if yo Based off of a ton of Tumbir posts and fanfics about "Humans are space orcs" and "Earth is space australlia". The Land Before Time (main characters are dinosaurs and pterosaurs): Humans don't lay eggs? Or: Inspired by bitsinboots's 'Flying Saucer Attack'/continued from it, Tommy has been abducted/adopted by the SBI who believe he's a pet. Meanwhile, the student has to learn how to survive an alien environment while clearing up misconceptions along the way. Please consider turning it on! After a crash Private Taufav and Bloodsworth have to survive a planet together with vastly different needs. valerie of mor 1 elizabeth. Jurassic Park 2 from the POV of the baby T-rex. Its a parade of oh so muscled but oh so charming Gary Stus. M'staeng didn't expect anything strange when Alphonse had asked him for pens and paper. You were just minding your own business until you got abducted. It's their ability to survive diseases that'll be the problem. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Abandoned by his crewmates, Virgil finds himself stranded on one of the most famous and bloodthirsty deathworlds out there: Earth. Former research specimen, Virgil Storm: an honest to goodness, real life Human. Soon space stations were being used as schools for those who wanted to explore the galaxy. Will she be the hero or the villain of her own story? That, however, is a long, convuluted plot of happenings. The final arc. should've been more than enough. Chief Medical Officer Glit has decided that he needs to take this opportunity to get hands on experience with Terrans to better understand their health. None of the fascinating non deathworld species that were introduced that made the story feel alive, none of the political factions that made the story interesting beyond what the SOR were doing, and no caught up readers saying it gets better. What makes it even worse, is they are the single most violent race to have ever been discovered, and will fight anything for almost any reason, even themselves." Realization of the sheer danger this race presented started to sink in. Tubbo thinks Tommy and Ranboo are dead. Work Search: He wasnt expecting to be pulled in by a gravitational pull of a dark planet, never expected that crash landing would wake sleeping monsters. And Warrant Officer Smith is more than willing to cooperate in this matter. The "Graveyard Shift" was not one that anyone ever really wanted, but work is work, and work needs to be done. With all this in mind, Techno concludes that aliens are oblivious. Weeks. I quit reading after the SOR just kept getting more super like the usual superman stories. The rest of the bodies drew a line. He was used to sound, to an abundance of it. global search read online free books archive. It's going fine until Wilbur finds an injured child. This is how Tommy acclimates his alien friends to the impossibility that is humans. But most of all, I'm looking for the fics where our culture is valued over our brute strength. If the history of planet Earth were to be etched onto the face of a clock, the entirety of human history- as they exist today from the beginning of time -all of it, would amount to less than a single second. This is about their daily lives, wherein they are constantly struggling to keep Tommy from dying. The Urrons scholar, Logan is send to strengthen the ally between humans and the alien alliance SIMP, while also gather knowledge about, the sapient Deathworlders. Not to mention, he's a human. Work Search: He thinks that they dont know hes intelligent. They took and took and took while they couldn't fight back, stuck in that cage. So maybe he just needs to prove himself to them, and theyll show him humaner, aliendecency.Yeah. Why do we eat things that we know hurt us? While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Title inspired by The Amazing Devil's 'The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace.'. humans are weird fanfiction guardians of the galaxy. Fifty is where I got burnt out, because it changed from a million fascinating different perspectives on the one of the most complicated and realistic takes on an HFY humanity's ascension to a spacefaring species to a few perspectives that seem to try and run you tired reading hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of words on the same war, with no variety or levity to break the monotony.